|Recipe: Cheez Ball Tower
||[Aug. 13th, 2007|04:55 pm]
Fat Bob's Food Extravaganza!
Cheez Ball Tower|
A delightful concoction that is less of a snack and more of a way of life. Its inspiration came from Scrooge McDuck's vault on the animated television show Duck Tales. It is the perfect refreshment on a hot summer day, and also serves as a marvelous place in which to mope.
Several million cannisters of Planter's brand Cheez Balls
A large, tower-like structure, preferably hollow
1. Stand at top of the tower or tower-like structure with trap door on roof open.
2. Proceed to dump cannisters of Planter's brand Cheez Balls through trap door.
3. Once tower or tower-like structure has been nearly filled, jump through trap door.
4. Proceed to frolic.
Certain elements can be added to your Cheez Ball tower to enhance atmosphere. My own personal Cheez Ball tower has a diving board made out of licorice, marshmallow clouds, and a banana creme sun. Get creative! You could wear a hard-hat fashioned of rock candy or float around on an lime Jell-o innertube. Remember this is your Cheez Ball Tower, not anybody else's!
Empty cannisters can be recycled as bird feeders. You can in turn eat the birds.